THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME

[blackmagicduck]

 

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!

 

PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

 

Proposal

You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.

 

In-Laws

Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.

 

Maid Of Honor/Best Man

It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.

 

THE BIG DAY

 

Cold Feet

It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?

 

Runaway Bride (or groom)

You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?

 

Here Comes The Bride (or groom)

Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)

 

Skip The Party

Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?

 

POST-WEDDING

 

Wedding Party

Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.

 

Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION

Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!

 

Drunk Vegas Aftermath

Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?

 

EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!

 

Fake

Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.

 

Arranged

Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?

 

Accidental

Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?

 

Childhood Promise

The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when we're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.

 

Comments

[richestduck]

It turned out that the kids could be very, very creative when given permission to prank someone within certain limits.

When Scrooge came home from work, he had to mentally wonder if they'd gotten Minima involved in this. Not only was Granny's hair dyed something other than blonde, it was a literal rainbow on her head with glitter.

"...Good evening, everyone," he said, shaking a little from suppressed laughter.

[lifesa_witch]

"WHAT'S GO GOOD ABOUT IT?!" Granny wailed, surrounded by dozens of tissues, having bawled her eyes out over and over.

Magica was grinning from ear to ear. "Now now, Granny, maybe this will teach you to keep your door closed..." Even Ratface was gleefully snickering.

[richestduck]

"I'm sure it will come right out," Scrooge said, shoving a hand in his pocket so he could clench it into a fist to hopefully keep the laughter under control.

[lifesa_witch]

Granny wailed louder, without any signs of comprehension on her part.

Magica smirked at the rugrats. "Keep that up, and the bad mood might spread... maybe to prevent it, we should all have dessert early."

[richestduck]

The kids all beamed.

"I wouldn't want supper to go to waste," Scrooge said, taking a moment to bite the inside of his cheek as he saw what looked like an earplug in Beakley's ear as she continued to (some would argue "heartlessly") dust the foyer. "But I don't see a problem with perhaps a bit extra for dessert."

[lifesa_witch]

"Fine, I suppose we can compromise on that." Magica turned away, heading off. "In that case, let's get a head start on supper."

The kids began to follow, as did a continuously sobbing Granny - except for Huey, who tried to signal Scrooge to come closer for a private conversation.

[richestduck]

Scrooge did as beckoned. "What's the problem, lad?"

[lifesa_witch]

Huey waited until the room was empty before approaching his uncle. "Well, as official wedding coordinator - " he wasn't, he'd given the job to himself, "I'd just thought you could use a reminder - and keep in mind how amazingly uncomfortable it is to give this advice to my own uncle - that you will have to kiss that woman on the big day."

He jabbed a thumb behind him. "You might wanna discuss that with her, so you both don't wind up making faces like you're going to hurl when it's time."

[richestduck]

Scrooge didn't object to the self-proclaimed title. If it made Huey feel more in control, then so be it. At least someone would feel like they were in control.

However, the lad had a point, and he grimaced.

"I hadn't thought of that." He sighed and rubbed his temples. "That woman is going to owe me at least a year of leaving me alone after this."

[lifesa_witch]

"She won't." Helpful as ever, that Huey.

"Might want to throw in some dancing lessons too. Granny De Spell is definitely the traditional type, so she'll probably want to see your first dance as 'husband and wife'." He emphasized with finger quotes.

[richestduck]

Scrooge groaned. "I'll bring it up with her. At this rate, I'm going to have the biggest migraine ever on my 'wedding day'."

[lifesa_witch]

Huey glanced back at where everyone had run off. "If I can ask... is this really worth it?"

[richestduck]

"I have no idea," he answered honestly, "but I'm in too deep to back out now."

[lifesa_witch]

"Are you sure? What's the worst that could happen? Magica won't kill you, if only for her spell on the dime to work." He shrugged.

[richestduck]

"Trust me, Huey, there are things much, much worse than death. Death is actually quite kind."

[lifesa_witch]

"... Is this a life lesson or did you actually meet Death?"

[richestduck]

"Eh, little bit of both," Scrooge said, waving his hand carelessly.

[lifesa_witch]

He decided it was best not to ask further. "Maaaybe we should join everyone for dinner before they get suspicious."

[richestduck]

"Aye. At the very least, I'm famished. I could eat a horse."

Scrooge walked towards the dining room, doing his best to suppress the smile the wailing of Granny De Spell prompted. Ah, sweet revenge.

[lifesa_witch]

Once the two returned, Magica glanced over, eyebrow raised at his delay, trying to wordlessly ask what had been the hold-up. The rest of the family didn't seem to realize his or Huey's absence, devouring their meals right away.

[richestduck]

He leaned forward just enough to murmur "I'll tell you later."

Then he picked up his fork and began eating, mentally wondering if Beakley had decided to hold off on the salt for Granny De Spell's portion.

[lifesa_witch]

Magica blinked, but otherwise let the matter drop - since there was something else to talk about. "By the way, the housekeeper wasn't keen on that quilt she was working on, right?"

The one Rosolio was using as a hanky?

[richestduck]

"...Oh no."

He glanced in Rosolio's direction. Well, at least the worst he would have was being violently ill later. This was the second time Rosolio had ruined something that Beakley was either working on or taking care of.

[lifesa_witch]

Rosolio wiped his face with it, then offered it to Granny, who blew her nose with it.

"Well, knowing the rule of threes... if she values anything else, they'd better be under lock and key."

[richestduck]

"Very likely, she's locked down as much as she can," Scrooge sighed.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.