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THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!
PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT
Proposal
You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.
In-Laws
Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.
Maid Of Honor/Best Man
It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.
THE BIG DAY
Cold Feet
It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?
Runaway Bride (or groom)
You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?
Here Comes The Bride (or groom)
Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)
Skip The Party
Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?
POST-WEDDING
Wedding Party
Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.
Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION
Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!
Drunk Vegas Aftermath
Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?
EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!
Fake
Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.
Arranged
Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?
Accidental
Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?
Childhood Promise
The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when we're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.
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And if anything, his action had earned a sniffling coo from Granny De Spell. If they were gonna go through with this, they had to show some affection.
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Finally, dinner ended and everyone left the dining room. Scrooge took a moment to sigh with relief, rubbing the space between his eyes.
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At least the week was almost over.
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The first, unknown to Magica, Scrooge's special dress for her had arrived. The second...
"Uh, Uncle Scrooge?" Huey said aloud early that morning, staring out the window to the yard. "I think every single animal in the woods is in front of the mansion. Should I assume this is bad?"
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Scrooge peeked out of the window to see the animals all gathered up as nice as one could hope for. It was almost idyllic.
"I'll take a closer look."
With that, he headed outside, closing the front door behind him.
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"Aaaah~! Ooooh McDuck familyyyy, how happy I beee, in your companyyy~!"
Behind all the animals was - an identical Magica. Save for the blonde hair and flowing blue dress, she could have easily been her twin. Of course, all the animals fawning over, including a bluebird on her finger and a sparkly starry wand in her hand, might have also clued one in that this wasn't Magica.
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"...I didn't think there was that much nutmeg in my tea this morning..."
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She suddenly grabbed his hands, eyes sparkling with adoration. "You've saved her from her lonely, pathetic life of desperation! To think, a beautiful love story was waiting within her mad obsession!"
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"It was a surprise to us, too," he said with wry honesty, bowing over her hand.
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"There must be some way to thank you for taking Magica into your arms... Oh, what if I gave you and yours a blessing?" The one thing Magica had warned him not to let her do?
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With that, she began merrily skipping to the front door, letting herself in with another song.
"Magicaaaa~ It is Adeliaaaa~ La la laaaaaaaaaaaa~!"
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He watched her skip off, face unhappy. Then he pulled out his pocket watch.
Damn. Too early for a drink.
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"MAGICAAAAAA~!"
"... Ah. That's why." She tried to retreat back up, but the fairy had practically tackled her down, snuggling her in close. "GET OFF!"
"My dear, sweet, beautiful cousin! Congratulations on your impending nuptials! Yours is a love story that will be celebrated throughout the ages!"
The children had gathered together, mostly to gawk at the spectacle. "So... does anyone else see how much they look alike...?" Webby whispered.
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He decided that mentioning that brief moment he'd wondered if he'd had too much nutmeg in his tea would be a bad idea...if not grounds for Beakley literally kicking his tail feathers in their next sparring match.
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"How could I not help you out on your most beloved day? Especially with your new family?" That's when Adelia's eyes fell on the children, and she GAAAASPED, hands on her cheeks. "Oh, sweet little angels!"
"Here we go," Minima groaned.
"Look at you precious darlings!" Adelia loomed over the kids, eyes sparkling. "You tender widdle orphans, taken in by your loving uncle!"
Huey raised a hand. "Um, technically we're not orphans-"
"Let me bestow upon you the first gift from your dear Auntie Adelia!" Without anymore warning, she waved her wand - POOF - and all the boys and girls were suddenly wearing fancy poofy dresses and tight princely outfits... in other words, the kind of stuff these kids would never willingly wear.
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Magica ran a hand down her face. Convincing Adela they were in love was never the problem. Surviving her was. "Adelia... why don't you go... say hi to Granny?"
"Of course! Dearest grandmother, she must be so overwhelmed!" She began to skip away, leaving flowers behind with every step.
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