THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME

[blackmagicduck]

 

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!

 

PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

 

Proposal

You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.

 

In-Laws

Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.

 

Maid Of Honor/Best Man

It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.

 

THE BIG DAY

 

Cold Feet

It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?

 

Runaway Bride (or groom)

You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?

 

Here Comes The Bride (or groom)

Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)

 

Skip The Party

Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?

 

POST-WEDDING

 

Wedding Party

Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.

 

Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION

Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!

 

Drunk Vegas Aftermath

Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?

 

EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!

 

Fake

Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.

 

Arranged

Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?

 

Accidental

Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?

 

Childhood Promise

The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when we're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.

 

Comments

[richestduck]

Scrooge groaned, facepalming. "They don't need to know that we didn't consummate it. Still, I suppose I'll be sleeping on the floor."

Even if she was his enemy, his conscience wouldn't abide making her sleep on the floor instead. His back was going to kill him by the end of this.

[lifesa_witch]

Sleeping in Scrooge McDuck's bed... what had her life turned into?

"And we lock the door every night. No need for Granny to 'check in on us' and find us apart."

[richestduck]

"Gods, she'd really do that?"

[lifesa_witch]

"This woman did have me sign a magical wedding contract."

[richestduck]

"Yes, but I doubt consummating the marriage was part of that contract."

Pause.

"Was it?"

[lifesa_witch]

"Of course not, even if she's not that insane!" Although she did pause.

She didn't exactly read the whole thing, and it had been years ago... No, no, Granny had limits!

[richestduck]

"...Do you have a copy of it?" Scrooge asked, suddenly very, very nervous.

[lifesa_witch]

"... Not with me, but I'm sure Granny does." No, Magica's plan was flawless! Just like all her other plans!

... Maybe he did have a right to be a smidgen nervous.

[richestduck]

"And I imagine there's no way to ask her to see it without raising suspicion." Scrooge sighed, rubbing his temples. "Fine. We'll cross that bridge if we come to it somehow."

This was sooooo going on her tab.

[lifesa_witch]

"You worry too much." She said while ignoring her own worries. "Just keep your eyes forward and don't think about anything!"

[richestduck]

"Somebody has to," Scrooge grumbled.

He held up his hand as he heard footsteps approaching the door. Time to put on the doting fiance act again.

[lifesa_witch]

The door opened, and Adelia blinked at them before smiling. "Oh my, was I interrupting anything?"

"No." Magica crossed her arms. "We were just getting in the final preparations for the wedding."

[richestduck]

"And making sure my feet were spared torment during the reception," Scrooge teased.

[lifesa_witch]

Magica glared at him, huffing quietly. Adelia giggled, hands clasped together. "Awww, you two are soooo cute! I always thought you'd be a good match!"

"... Excuse me?" Magica raised an eyebrow.

"Oh for sure, the way you'd go on and on about him-"

"Adelia-"

"And watch him all the time on your crystal ball-"

"Adelia-"

"And how you refused to go after any other billionaire because he was the only who proved his wort-fffff!"

Magica had used both hands to clamp down on Adelia's beak. "You have lost all speaking privileges for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

[richestduck]

"No, no. Please let her go on, my black pearl." He smirked. "I never knew this about you."

[lifesa_witch]

Magica growled - she had to keep on the display of a lovey-dovey wife if she wanted her plan to work... but goddammit, this was difficult. She reluctantly let go of Adelia's beak, who didn't seem to mind the violence.

"Oh, I'm sure you'll find out plenty!" Adelia chirped. "And if she doesn't, I'm more than happy to help you absolutely anything about her!"

"Ugh."

[richestduck]

"Oh, I'm sure there's plenty she hasn't told me. Like apparently she sees me as worthy of something?"

Come on, Adelia. Sing like the canary you know you are.

[lifesa_witch]

"Oh, absolutely! Why do you think she never went after those meanies Glomgold or Rockerduck?" Adela then calmly held up her hand, knowing Magica was going to try and come over and strangle her - but instead got her head held back by Adela's hand.

"Because they don't give her the thrill or rush you do!"

"murdermurdermurdermurder"

[richestduck]

"I give her a thrill and rush, eh?"

He gave a sly grin to Magica. He was already mentally planning ahead for their next clash. Well, he'd hate to bore a lady...

[lifesa_witch]

"Her words exactly! I don't think she'd even be satisfied if she got the Midas Amulet - "

She calmly stepped backwards to avoid a tackle.

"Because it'd mean you two wouldn't get to play anymore!"

[richestduck]

Scrooge bent down slightly to look at where Magica had hit the ground, leaning over her slightly as he offered a hand.

"Well, I'll admit she's certainly spiced up my life."

[lifesa_witch]

Magica slowly took his hand... and dug her nails in, glaring hellfire at him. If he didn't shut up Adelia, she was going to make his life so. Much. Worse.

"Awwww!" Adelia cooed. "You really were meant for each other!"

[richestduck]

Scrooge's expression flickered to pain for a moment but he brought it back under control.

"Besides, now she won't have to try and sneak a peek via crystal ball."

Treading thin ice? Yes, but still within the bounds of the rules. Seriously, the amount of garbage she was putting him through justified this.

[lifesa_witch]

"I can poof my crystal ball here, McDuck, and shove it right up your-"

Adelia clapped. "Don't worry, as long as I'm here, she'll remain perfectly chaste until the sacred wedding night!"

[richestduck]

"Of that I have no doubt," Scrooge said, his tone wry.

Very likely it would be the dullest, most awkward wedding night in the history of the world.