THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME

[blackmagicduck]

 

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!

 

PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

 

Proposal

You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.

 

In-Laws

Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.

 

Maid Of Honor/Best Man

It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.

 

THE BIG DAY

 

Cold Feet

It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?

 

Runaway Bride (or groom)

You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?

 

Here Comes The Bride (or groom)

Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)

 

Skip The Party

Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?

 

POST-WEDDING

 

Wedding Party

Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.

 

Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION

Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!

 

Drunk Vegas Aftermath

Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?

 

EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!

 

Fake

Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.

 

Arranged

Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?

 

Accidental

Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?

 

Childhood Promise

The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when we're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.

 

Comments

[allthebadluck]

Because of course there were. He groaned, running a hand down his face. "This is so stupid! Why do we have to deal with their problems?"

[lifesa_witch]

"Because the young are always made to be pawns of the elderly." Magica huffed.

"However! I refuse to give up so easily. I'm going to find a way to break this contract, no matter what!" Which led back to him, as she pointed a hard finger into his chest. "And if you want the same, you'd better do exactly as I say."

[allthebadluck]

He bristled a bit, because being told to follow her command was hardly any different than being forced into marrying her. But he nodded anyway, since doing what she said was the lesser of the two evils. "Fine. What do we do?"

[lifesa_witch]

"First off," She pulled back, "Once the marriage ceremony is over, you're moving into my house. It has all my spellbooks, wands, potions, and ingredients."

[allthebadluck]

"Now just a minute!" he protested. "Why do I have to move? I've got three boys living with me, and I'm not carting them all the way to who-knows-where."

[lifesa_witch]

"I'm not going to stay in this shabby place!" She waved at his pathetic excuse for a house. "Nor am I going to let a bunch of brats with sticky fingers get near my things! Can't you send them to relative or boarding school?"

Oh, this was going to end so well.

[allthebadluck]

His expression darkened at that. "I am the relative they're staying with. And I'm not making them feel like they're getting passed off, just for some stupid marriage that I didn't want in the first place."

[lifesa_witch]

The two ducks entered a glaring contest with no clear winner.

"Ooh, if I didn't have to marry you... you'd make a fine frog, I'll tell you what!"

Huff! But false threats weren't going to solve things. She tapped her foot - then shoved Donald aside to get into the house. "Let me get a good look at this dump and think it over."

[allthebadluck]

Stumbling back a bit, he had to cling to the door to not fall over completely. Then with a grumble he closed it and followed after her. "Just don't mess with anything," he retorted.

[lifesa_witch]

Well, if by 'don't mess with anything' he meant, 'please feel free to pick up and look at whatever you want', that's exactly what she was doing.

"This doesn't make any sense. Your Uncle is the world's richest duck!"

[allthebadluck]

With a squawk, Donald hurried to catch things that weren't put back quite right, glaring at her back. "Yeah well, he didn't get rich by giving money away," he retorted with a huff. "Least of all to me."

[lifesa_witch]

"What about the little bra-"

Okay, she didn't plan on making friends, but even she knew that this guy had some affection for the gremlins living with him, so maybe she could ease up on the language.

"... Children? Is your meager salary really able to take care of all of them, plus yourself, and now a wife?"

[allthebadluck]

"Er..." He hesitated a long moment, thinking. "We'll uh...We'll figure something out." So that was a big No.

[lifesa_witch]

"... So let me get this straight."

She faced him fully, eyebrow raised. "Your insanely rich uncle knows these children have no one else, that they depend on you alone, and now you're getting a bride, and he still isn't going to lift a finger to help you or them?"

She let that hang in the air due to disbelief. "You know, originally I only planned to steal from him, but now I want to turn him into a worm. A small, gross one."

[allthebadluck]

"Look, he's not that bad," Donald protested. "I mean, even if he doesn't help out...directly...he does let my rent slide here and there." He knew Scrooge tried to be sneaky about it, writing it off as just adding it to payment later. But he'd caught on that Scrooge was far more lenient about his rent than the old miser claimed to be.

[lifesa_witch]

"How charitable of him." She replied dryly. Pathetic as Donald was, she could feel sorry for him. "Especially considering the reason behind this is to have a fourth child for you to take care of."

[allthebadluck]

He snorted. "Yeah well...since this is partly his idea, maybe he'll be more inclined to float me some money." He highly doubted it, but he can dream.

[lifesa_witch]

That sounded like a very iffy maybe. Magica tapped her foot, trying to make a decision.

"... Then the only way we're all going to survive, if you won't move, is if I bring my side-business here. And you need to get real comfortable with witches and warlocks coming in and out of here."

[allthebadluck]

He couldn't help a worried frown. "What side business is that?"

[lifesa_witch]

"I sell potions." She explained, waving a hand about. "It's one of my specialties... and witches and warlocks carry much more cash than your average mortal." She just had way less as she used them for her Scrooge-capades.

[allthebadluck]

He frowned a bit, thinking. "Well...I guess that isn't so bad," he admitted. "...These...witches and warlocks won't...do anything, right? They'd just buy the potions and go?"

[lifesa_witch]

"Aside from laughing at my miserable luck?" She huffed, crossing her arms. "No, they won't care about you and your boys. Think of it like a bookstore - they just want to get what they came for."

[allthebadluck]

He nodded. "That should work then." Still, he couldn't leave her earning everything. While this was still the last thing he wanted, he had enough pride in him that wouldn't leave her as the sole breadwinner for their family. ...Or...whatever they were supposed to be. "I'll probably have to work for Uncle Scrooge for a while until I find something better."

[lifesa_witch]

"Or until I find the way out of the magical contract." She reminded him with a wag of her finger. "Speaking of which..."

She then shoved something into his hands - her black purse. "Hold this. And for the next couple of minutes, whatever happens, don't let go."

[allthebadluck]

"That too." He blinked a bit as she handed him the purse. "Uh...?"