THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME

[blackmagicduck]

 

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!

 

PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

 

Proposal

You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.

 

In-Laws

Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.

 

Maid Of Honor/Best Man

It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.

 

THE BIG DAY

 

Cold Feet

It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?

 

Runaway Bride (or groom)

You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?

 

Here Comes The Bride (or groom)

Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)

 

Skip The Party

Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?

 

POST-WEDDING

 

Wedding Party

Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.

 

Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION

Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!

 

Drunk Vegas Aftermath

Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?

 

EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!

 

Fake

Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.

 

Arranged

Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?

 

Accidental

Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?

 

Childhood Promise

The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when we're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.

 

Comments

[lifesa_witch]

An eyebrow raise. "Why not? He's as cute as a rat!"

[allthebadluck]

He paused a moment, then decided that it would be better not to comment. "How long have you had him?"

[lifesa_witch]

"Ever since I was a child. I practically raised him. Every witch has a familiar, surely even you know that!"

[allthebadluck]

"I mean, I've heard about witches and familiars. But I don't know what that means?" And really, he'd never thought he'd needed to know until now.

[lifesa_witch]

Well, she supposed as long as they were living together, it'd be important for him to know.

"It's like a live-in servant, but with a deeper bond. They're our confidant, someone to bounce ideas off of while they help gather ingredients."

[allthebadluck]

"Yeah? Where do witches get their familiars? Do choose them for yourself, or is one given to you?"

[lifesa_witch]

"We choose them ourselves." Magica did a little whistle, and Ratface immediately flew over to sit on her shoulder.

"Oldschool traditions usually say a cat is best, but how can you resist that face?"

[allthebadluck]

Donald couldn't help a slight chuckle. "Yeah...I guess he is pretty cute." He was certainly growing on Donald.

[lifesa_witch]

Hmmm... Maybe this idiot wasn't so bad after all.

"I trust you'll make sure your... children... will treat him well?"

[allthebadluck]

He winced a bit, then cleared his throat. "Nephews...and yeah, I'll make sure they take care of him."

[lifesa_witch]

"Bah, semantics." A wave of her hand. He was raising them, taking care of them, that made them his children. And hers too, unfortunately.

"I've only ever been around one child, and that never ended well."

[allthebadluck]

"Really? What usually happens?" He had a few guesses, but it was better to keep them to himself.

[lifesa_witch]

How best to put it? Maybe in terms he'd already understand.

"Imagine your boys with unlimited magical powers."

[allthebadluck]

He couldn't help pulling a face at the very notion of that. "Oh...no, that's too terrifying to think about." Three mischievous boys who loved to prank him, that he can barely keep in line on a good day, with unlimited magic powers? He'd be turned into a frog or something in a heartbeat.

[lifesa_witch]

"Exactly. So I suppose, in a way, I should be grateful yours are less powerful and more... 'normal'." A relative use of the term, but still fitting.

[allthebadluck]

"Maybe..." Donald thought a moment. "Just don't be surprised if they start playing pranks on you too." He'll have to talk to the boys about that though. The last thing he wanted was for her to turn them into pigs or something.

[lifesa_witch]

Her eyes squinted. "I am allowed to defend myself." Boy, that wasn't ominous at all.

[allthebadluck]

"Not if you hurt them." That was as good a warning as he'd give.

[lifesa_witch]

"... Can I just hurt their feelings?"

She was trying, okay.

[allthebadluck]

"I'd rather you didn't," he replied. "...But if it happens, just as long as it's not permanently scarring or anything." Because really, it wasn't like he could say that he hadn't hurt their feelings before himself.

[lifesa_witch]

"I suppose that'll do for now."

Now for the next topic to tackle. "Take me to the bedroom."

She... probably could have phrased that better.

[allthebadluck]

Donald, for his part, couldn't help sputtering a bit in surprise. And while it was a fairly reasonable - ish - request, all things considered, he felt the blush burning on his cheeks. "Why?"

[lifesa_witch]

She narrowed her eyes, hands on her hips. "Where else do you expect me to sleep? I doubt you've got enough space in this dump for a guest room!"

[allthebadluck]

Hesitating a bit, he then grumbled something about the couch under his breath, but eventually - and begrudgingly - led her down the hall to his bedroom. Given the rest of the house, it was about what one might expect for a single man taking care of three boys. At least the bed itself looked big enough for two people....maybe.

[lifesa_witch]

Magica frowned. No, this wouldn't do at all... not without a bit of work, anyway.

"I'll fix this." With one snap of her fingers, a curtain popped into existence, separating the bed in half.