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Two Darkwing Duck Adventures for the Post of One!

[For Morgana]

[Drake's quest to find answers about the missing Professor Waddlemeyer was full of dead ends. He had made no progress, and he felt bad about the effect that had on Gosalyn. She was still her normal chipper self most of the time, but he had learned to see the cracks in that. And he wanted to do everything he could to help her feel better until he could reunite her with her real family.

These days, it seems the thing she got most excited for was a band. To Drake's relief, it's not like other music of the youths which register just as noise for him. This actually sounds like the kind of thing he'd listen to in high school! And the singing is just great... but this is about Gosalyn! In a spot of bad timing, Gosalyn's fallen sick while the band's has come to St. Canard for a concert. And so Drake's claimed to be out for a night of quiet patrolling while Launchpad tends to the sick kid, but in actuality he's doing something as Drake Mallard. If she can't attend the concert, maybe he can at least get an autograph for her or something. Maybe that will raise her spirits!

And so, Drake Mallard sneaks around backstage at the concert, for any sign of mysterious melodist...]

[For Della]

[It was a long night of fighting crime in Avalon for one Darkwing Duck. Some sort of magical monsters were on the loose, and he didn't get out of it without a comical number of bruises on his head. He was also left somewhat disoriented...

So when he slinked back home in the wee hours of the morning and tried to clamber into his bedroom through the window, he did not realize that he was going through the completely wrong window, into the room of the one person who didn't yet know his secret!]

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[He had expected it to be a quiet night. Probably good for practicing his parkouring and rooftop jumping, to see if he can accomplish either with less injuries to himself. But he ended up being drawn in by hearing several families in the streets arguing. Apparently, they had brought all of their valuables out to some strange van that was driving around and blasting loud music. It was like some kind of trance...

And now Darkwing finds himself with a case! Now this sounds like some good old-fashioned villainy to face! He scours the city until he spots a van matching the description - and playing loud music! Once it stops to pick up money, Darkwing Duck springs into action! Deploying a smoke bomb, he leaps down and raises his cape as he begins his introduction!]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the 'oldies' station that provides evil with a grim reminder that the 90s were thirty years ago...!
I am Darkwing Duck!

[ So much for just rumors...! The windows of the van were tinted, making it difficult to see who was inside, but they could see him pretty well. It was just one man - he could be easily dealt with. The music doesn't stop blasting, and instead, on a heavy note, the backdoors of the van burst open.

First, a swarm of bats flutter out, trained to catch all the lovely shiny things from higher floors.

Second, the heavy muscle of the band stormed out - the hulking giant, the one-eyed wonder, and the two-headed troll - to scoop up the treasures.

And last but certainly not least - there was Morgana herself, decked out in a brand new outfit, an electric guitar in her arms, ready to steal more than just the show. ]

If it isn't the man, the myth, and the legend himself... I wasn't expecting a special guest star to arrive. And me without an autograph book!

[As the enemies start making their way out of the van, Darkwing initially feels impressed. This is a whole villain gang here! It really feels like the big times now. He readies himself for battle and steps forth... only to freeze up as the ringleader struts out.]

I... actually have headshots on me at all times for emergency autographs... [He squeaks out his response - a lesson Morgana could learn from! - as he continues to process what he's saying.]

I'm afraid that I'm the special guest star that will get this show cancelled! Whatever... this show is. Why are you doing this?! Y-you're already a sensational songstress!

[ Hm. There's something familiar about him... but she can't quite put her finger on it. Ah well, not a big deal - she'll let the gang do their thing and take him down herself. ]

I'd love to give you the realities of being an indie celebrity, but time is money, and if you're going to stand in the way...

[ She begins hitting the strings incredibly fast, sparks of electricity running through her fingers... ]

Then I'll just have to make this a solo act!

[ To be fair, she doesn't actually WANT to hurt anybody. Hence the hypnotic tunes, so the cash and other treasures are given out "peacefully". Maybe she can just scare off the cutie in violet, but if he leaves her no choice...

... With a hard rip of the chords, she sends out a lightning strike right for our hero! ]

Edited 2022-06-23 17:19 (UTC)

[It might have been easier for Drake to understand if he compared it to the struggles he had when he trief to make it as an actor! As it is, she's absolutely talented and adored by Gosalyn (who clearly represents All Youths) and also beautiful so she should be rolling in dough?

Struggling against his confusion, he tries to stand his ground!]

But you're working with several- ACK!

[The bolt of electricity hits him dead on, and he's thrown back into a pile of trash.]

Oof... Now this really is shocking. [Still, Darkwing rises to his feet, now somewhat charred, and he starts to approach her. The electricity hurt, but not as much as the sense of betrayal!]

Sorry, but I think this show needs to be called off...!

[ She's not sure what's more confusing - that he can still get up after the charge, or that he's still trying to stop them! It'd be admirable, if it wasn't in her way. ]

I'm the only one who makes the curtain calls here!

[ All right, if zapping him won't do the trick, let's get physical - she unslips the guitar from her shoulder and begins swinging it around like a battle ax! ]

Exit, stage left!

Sorry, but this is the director's cut! [He calls while he frantically tries to dodge the guitar swings. And then realizes the metaphors he's supposed to be going for!] ...Of a... music video! Yeah!

[With that, he ducks under one swing and takes the opportunity to try to sweep his leg at hers to knock her off her feet!]

I think your guitar is due for a tuning!

[ And he's taking the fight back to her - so he's not going to be a push-over afraid of hitting a lady. She supposes she has to respect it, even if it's going to cost her a bruise.

She lands hard on her side, possibly costing her a string or two. She quickly glances over at her bandmates - unsurprisingly, they're way more invested to stuffing as much loot into the van as they can instead of even trying to help her. Typical. After an annoyed snort, she focuses back on Darkwing. She can't count on them when it matters... but that doesn't mean she's alone.

What's a good witch without familiars? ]

Not bad, Darkwing... but at this rate, you'll be going batty! Eek, Squeak, center stage!

[ Out of her hair flies two bats, screeching loudly and ready to swarm. She hates to put her babies in danger like this, but she can use the time to get back to her feet. ]

[Darkwing Duck does believe in equal opportunity crimefighting! ...Still he did feel a bit conflicted about that move, and he was trying to go for something that wouldn't hurt so much. This really isn't the way he wanted to sweep her off her feet!

He does look apologetic for a moment, almost like he wants to check up on her, but he changes course once Morgana keeps barrelling ahead with the villainy.]

Okay, how does your hair look so great with two bats inside of it?! [He asks, flabbergasted, before he clears his throat and preps for action.] I mean... batter up! [He tries to duck away from the bats and swishes his cape around in an attempt to catch them in it!]

Now now, a lady never reveals her secrets on the first date.

[ Excellent, little pets! She's back on her feet, and ready to swing her guitar again, as the bats continue to fly circles around Darkwing. Why won't he stay down?! ]

D-date?!

[That throws him off, and he blushes slightly, allowing him to be clobbered by the guitar. He spins around for a moment while trying to regain his composure.]

Well, uh, I would have expected dinner and a movie... not dancing! [He says as he transitions his spinning into some swerving movements to dodge the latest attacks and to keep trying to throw the bats off with his cape!]

[ Oh-ho. Now isn't this interesting.

She thought his civility and compliments were something he gives to all his enemies, maybe in some desperate attempt to stop them before things got worse. But now? It seems today lightning strikes twice... What a lucky day, her getting the chance to toy with two cute guys.

Her smirk becomes a full fanged grin, tossing in some kicks and punches with her swings, the two of them at times matching hit for hit, block for block. If she wasn't on such a tight schedule, she would have loved to do this tango all night long. ]

Why, Dark darling, don't tell me this is a case of love at first strike!

[Darkwing would very much prefer no more lightning strikes, thank you very much...

Although he feels torn about fighting her, something about it feels exhilarating. It really is like some kind of lovely dance! He's really in the zone with the way he dodges her guitar, and their strikes hit each other. Still, her taunt does fluster him a bit!]

I don't know if I'd call it that. But I do want to take you out. ...Out of crime!

Out of crime, and into your arms? I can't say I'd object...

[ Kick, punch, dodge, twirl - their hands clasp each others, struggling to push back and forth, fingers intertwined. She licks her lips, wondering what would throw him off. Fluttering eyelashes? Blowing air to his neck? Or maybe a kiss on the cheek? Maybe even on the -

HONK-HONK!

Startled, Morgana glances behind her - are those jerks going to drive off without her?! The honking was probably code for 'hurry up'! ]

Talk about a mood killer!

W-well...

[He might not object to that arrangement either! It's a high-paced battle, and yet Drake's pretty sure that's not the only reason his heart is racing in this moment. Just the lick of her lips is enough to make him blush!

But that car honking snaps him back to reality. He has a crime to bust! While he's been fighting her, the van's been loaded up.]

...More like a show stopper! [With that, he... hesitantly lets go of her hands and races towards the truck.]

Ugh...!

[ She has one last trick up her sleeve - one that she's been reluctant to do. But he's not giving her a choice!

She turns a knob on her guitar, aims it at Darkwing - but there's no electricity this time. She begins strumming the strings, and starts singing a very familiar tune...]

Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
Trust in me...

[ Before was practice - now it's for real, since this time, what comes out of the guitar are eerie green soundwaves and her eyes take on the same spooky color. A song charged with magic, designed to lull him to sleep, and perhaps only think of this night as some dream.

Why the reluctance? Turns out she accidentally gave away part of the spell earlier that day as autographs! Oops!

Ah well - what are the odds he'd find those exact pages and translate them, remembering what happened? ]

You can sleep
Safe and sound
Knowing I
Am around...

Edited 2022-06-27 09:26 (UTC)

[Darkwing has set himself on the mission. No more distractions, he had to take down the bad guys, even if one of them as a baddie in more than one sense of the term!

But then he finds himself stopping in his tracks. As a familiar melody enters his ears... and not just his heart, but his mind. He finds himself starting to doze off.]

H-hey. I... know this...

[He stumbles around in a daze, and he hums some of the words gently before he collapses and starts snoring loudly onto the street.]

[ Phew! That was too close a call! After a huge sigh of relief, Morgana slings the guitar onto her back and goes to gently pick up the handsome hero into her arms. ]

Sweet dreams, Dark darling~.

[ She kisses his forehead, before rejoining the band. They say since he's out like a light, snuff him out for good - which gets a fierce growl in return. He becomes a dead over her dead body! Instead, she demands them to drive around until she can find a safe spot to put him, ultimately deciding on the park under the shade of a large tree. (A literal bed of roses would have been romantic, but thorny.)

Now, what to do next? One night's worth of robbing wasn't going to satisfy any of their greed, but Morgana managed to convince them to lay low for at least a few days. They'd need to prepare themselves in case Darkwing interrupted their gig again.

Morgana herself was rather eager to do some research, alongside her band's rehearsals... Who was that cunning mind behind the shadowy disguise? ]

[He still hears the song echoing through his dreams. Eventually, he wakes up under the tree with a start! He spends a moment wondering how if he dreamed all that... While rubbing at his forehead, because he still feels the warmth of a kiss there. That's proof enough to him! But it's not a good thing. It means that not only did he have to fight Morgana, but they got away.

After going back home and receiving the ego boost from giving Gosalyn her autograph (while keeping the battle from her) he gets to work on research! He looks for everything and anything he can find on the internet about Morgana and her band, for any clue about what might be happening and where they could be hiding. He's sure Morgaha must be being blackmailed or under mind control or something. He also examines the papers with the autographs a lot more closely...

And in turn, looking up Darkwing will bring up articles about his fledgling crimefighting career in Saint Canard, information on the original television series that inspired it and some news on the aborted movie in which the original Darkwing actor apparently lost his life!]

[ There's good news and there's bad news in Darkwing's research -

The Bad News? There's a reason why Drake had never heard of the band until Gosalyn brought it up, and why Morgana was so startled over an autograph. Morgana and The Ghoulies, as they called themselves, were so under the radar they didn't even have an obnoxious fanclub on Duckblr. They were struggling to host any gigs, and had to pay out of pocket for the most minor of road trips. And what road trips they did have usually had a string of "mysterious robberies" left behind. That night had definitely not been their first rodeo.

The Good News? Continued research and a keen eye would find that the band was still in town, and were using an abandoned theater set for rehearsals and practice - mostly thanks to a bored janitor who was practicing his selfies in that area.

As for Morgana's side of things? She was rather intrigued by this discovery - someone so inspired by an old superhero show that they took on the moniker to bring justice to the world? It was an odd mesh of delusional and charming. (She might have wound up watching an episode. Or two. Or six.) But that still meant whoever was behind the mask now was just an ordinary mortal... So to speak of "ordinary."

Maybe she could use a bit of rehearsal time to see if she could master that theme song on her guitar... ]

[He was sure that this must have been one of those big bands all the kids these days are into! He makes sure he typed the name right several times before accepting the reality of how low-profile this band really is. It just baffles him, with how great the band is, and how Morgana seems like she should be the star of everyone's hearts. There must be something he's not getting here! But one thing he does get is that there seems to be mysterious robberies wherever they perform. It looks like this isn't their first criminal rodeo for sure.

And sure enough, he finds a lead. But jumping in and cracking skulls as Darkwing doesn't seem to be the right call. No, he decides to make a day visit... something peaceful, this time for the sake of trying to make sense of this and get more information. It helps that it's at a theater... his old type of stomping grounds. And a place where he could have a reason to be!

So Drake just saunters on over in the middle of the day! As casual as possible, even if he's freaking out on the inside!]

[ Unsurprisingly, there's no security at the theater, so he'll meet no trouble as he enters. Not to say trouble isn't brewing here... As he enters, he'll hear shouting on stage. ]

Where do you think you're going?! We haven't even been at this for an hour!

[ The others retort back at her, sharp and condescending - there's no love lost between this crew.
"If you had hadn't been so soft on that Darkwing Dork, we could have grabbed way more loot!"
"Yeah, we need to start working on the next big heist."
"I'm sure this town of full of suckers!"]

You... the MUSIC is supposed to come first, THEN the crimes! You can't just... what about our fans?

[ "WHAT fans?" One of them dryly mocks, which really seems to hurt Morgana, given the way her shoulders slump. They snort and laugh at her naivety before leaving her completely alone on the stage.

Morgana swallows thickly, then shakes her head. Their life of crime is supposed to be temporary! Just until they catch their big break! ... Eventually...

Hanging her head a bit, she's still determined to practice, even if her song is much more melancholy than metal. ]

I sense there's something in the wind,
That feels like tragedy's at hand...

[Drake was initially planning to just saunter on up. But once he overhears the argument, he decides it's best to make himself scarce. The way they're arguing... It does give his heart a hopeful skip. Her heart's really not in it after all! Maybe her bandmates are the True Villains after all.

Once they're gone, he's ready to go off and confront her... but then he he hears something else instead. That beautiful melodic voice is singing again! But a song that sounds more gentle, more somber. He needs to hear more of it. So Drake just continues to slip through parts of the the theater as he listens to her, until he's right behind a nearby curtain.]

[ As expected, he goes unnoticed. Morgana continues to sing, strumming her guitar, although the lyrics raise plenty of questions - is she merely rehearsing a song? Is it about herself, or another? She takes slow, somber steps with the melody, eyes closed as who knows what travels through her mind. ]

And though I'd like to stand by him,
Can't shake this feeling that I have...
The worst is just around the bend,
And does he notice... my feelings for him?
And will he see... how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be...

[ She only met Drake once, but he was nicer to her than most of the people she met through her travels. Yet surely once he realized the magic and monstrosity was real, he'd turn tail in the other direction. And Darkwing? Oh, that was fun, but they were on different sides. He was always going to be more determined to stop her than date her. There were only a handful of hearts in this world that would truly accept Morgana McCawber for who, and what, she was.

And one of them happened to belong to a rather big, black, possibly venomous spider that was crawling on Drake's foot. Say hello to Archie. ]

[Morgana doesn't need to be using her magic for her music to put Drake in a trance. He feels absolutely enchanted as he listens to each word, with a bittersweet heartache. He's tenpted to step up and make this into a duet... really hoping that the subject of the song is him and not some other guy!

But his train of thought is disrupted when he happens to feel something on his leg. He slowly looks down to see the biggest spider he's ever seen on his foot! Immediately, Drake lets out a distressed squeak, before pressing a hand over his beak and starting to shake his leg frantically in an attempt to shake the spider off!]

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