THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME - 2021

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What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!

 

PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

 

Proposal

You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.

 

In-Laws

Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.

 

Maid Of Honor/Best Man

It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.

 

THE BIG DAY

 

Cold Feet

It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?

 

Runaway Bride (or groom)

You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?

 

Here Comes The Bride (or groom)

Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)

 

Skip The Party

Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?

 

POST-WEDDING

 

Wedding Party

Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.

 

Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION

Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!

 

Drunk Vegas Aftermath

Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?

 

EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!

 

Fake

Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.

 

Arranged

Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?

 

Accidental

Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?

 

Childhood Promise

The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when you're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.

 

Comments

[richestduck]

Scrooge's sense of time completely dissolved away, the minutes ticking by unmarked. Months of panic held him in their claws as he unknowingly dry-heaved into the toilet.

They'd said yes! He was fine! They'd said yes...right?

[lifesa_witch]

Poe waited a moment longer before calling in there. "Need anything in there? I've got drinks, towels, and I can keep distracting Magica."

[richestduck]

Scrooge didn't answer. Which probably would clue in Poe that it was a Big One.

Honestly, Scrooge never heard Poe over the roaring in his ears.

[lifesa_witch]

Hoo boy.

Poe opened the door, but didn't intrude, wanting to give Scrooge his space. Instead, he gently slid two glasses in - water, ginger ale - and one folded towel, before closing the door.

[richestduck]

Scrooge didn't even twitch, frozen in place as reality had ceased to exist to him.

Breathe...breathe...breathe...

[lifesa_witch]

"What's taking him so long in there?" Magica asked from the bedroom. "Is he sick? Do we need to call someone?"

"Patience is a virtue, sister dear." Poe sat at the door. "Just let him have his time."

[richestduck]

Finally he was starting to hear something other than his own panicked thoughts. He took slow, steadying breaths as he finally blinked for the first time in...dammit, how long had it been?

The sour stench of vomit reached his nostrils but at least it was all in the toilet bowl. He reached up and flushed the toilet but didn't rise from the floor just yet. He needed to make sure it was done.

[lifesa_witch]

The flush was a good sign. Poe straightened up. "Magica, run a brush your hair, the wind may have picked at it."

Again, Magica was distracted. "It is my best feature," she bragged, grabbing a nearby hair brush.

[richestduck]

Scrooge finally got back to his feet, grimacing as his bum leg screamed in protest. Dammit. He'd ended up having most of his weight on it. Oh well. Nothing for it.

He brushed his teeth along with his tongue, the roof of his mouth, and his cheeks to get rid of any last hint of vomit. Then he washed his face to help bring himself around. He felt drained but he had enough energy to stay up for a little while.

He saw the cups Poe had left for him, gratefully sipping the ginger ale first before getting the water into him. Only then did he leave the bathroom.

"Sorry about that!" he said cheerfully.

[lifesa_witch]

Poe took Scrooge's shoulder, lowering his voice so Magica wouldn't overhear. "How are you feeling? Be honest - and with her, too."

[richestduck]

"A little tired," he admitted softly, "but I've been much worse off."

Poe had seen it, after all. Hell, the first time Poe had had to ride out a panic attack was when Scrooge had without warning pulled over to the side of a long stretch of highway, shut off the car, and completely seized up, muttering under his breath as panic had swallowed him whole for a full two hours.

[lifesa_witch]

"Then we need to let Magica know tonight isn't about wild, savage carnal desires." Poe said flatly. There was no need to be delicate about it. "Just cuddling."

[richestduck]

"Unfortunately, yes." He sighed in frustration. "Two steps forward..."

[lifesa_witch]

Poe walked with Scrooge into the bedroom - and knew this would be a tad more difficult as he saw his twin sister laying in a sexy position in her new black, lacy underwear, eyebrows wiggling in Scrooge's direction.

"You kept me waiting for three months, and then a half hour." Magica playfully whined. "Naughty thing."

[richestduck]

"I'm sorry, Magica," Scrooge said with a smile. His eyes swept over her. "Forgive me?"

Honestly, he might be able to scrape together enough energy for a go around but then he would be sleeping like a rock afterwards.

[lifesa_witch]

Poe pinched his temples. "Magica, Scrooge is actually-"

"Oh, I don't think he's that sorry." Magica interrupted, playfully twisting her bra clasp. "I think he needs to earn forgiveness."

[richestduck]

Scrooge's heart pounded in his chest for an entirely different reason than the past (apparently) thirty minutes. He smiled at Magica.

"You'll need to go a bit easy on me," Scrooge said smoothly. "I'm still a bit nervy from holding onto those rings for three months and wondering if you two would accept them."

Not entirely the truth but not a lie either. Yes, eventually he'd need to tell Magica about the panic attacks and migraines that came from all the stressors in his life on top of his damned leg's tendency to act up at the worst possible times, but he didn't want to spoil her night.

[lifesa_witch]

Poe rolled his eyes. Sometimes there was really no denying Magica.

"Poor thing." Magica cooed, trying to tug Scrooge into her arms. "Let's see if we can't help you unwind."

[richestduck]

One thing he and Poe were in complete agreement on.

Scrooge reached out to squeeze Poe's hand to reassure him before he climbed into bed beside Magica. He ran his hand down her side and over her hip.

"This looks like some of last year's spring collection," Scrooge mused aloud. He and the twins had gone to the official fashion show for McDuck Enterprises' clothing line. "You've been hanging on to this for a special occasion, I see."

[lifesa_witch]

"Is tonight not a special occasion?" Magica stroked Scrooge's arm. "The night you made the best decision of your life?"

Poe hummed a bit, doing his part to unbutton Scrooge's outfit as he stayed behind him.

[richestduck]

"Oh, it is. I'm just wondering what you were originally waiting for to keep such a lovely thing secret for so long," Scrooge said.

He was grateful for Poe's assistance though he wished there was more he could do for the moment.

[lifesa_witch]

"You had your reasons for keeping secrets, and I had mine." Magica teased, running a finger along Scrooge's lips.

Poe didn't mind being the third wheel in intimacy sometimes - revving up Scrooge so he could exhaust what little energy he had for Magica. Seeing them both enjoy themselves pleased himself, so as far as he was concerned, everyone won. He lightly kissed Scrooge's neck, continuing to undress him.

[richestduck]

Scrooge wished it was possible to pleasure both of them at the same time, but he made sure to at least give Poe equal attention at a later time if not right in the moment. Being the middle of a threesome was tricky sometimes.

He turned his head to kiss Poe before he leaned forward to preen the feathers of Magica's breasts, flicking his tongue out briefly to taste them.

[lifesa_witch]

Magica sighed happily, clicking the clasp of her bra open so Scrooge could touch and taste all he liked. "You always know the best way to tease."

With Scrooge undressed, Poe took his own clothes off at his own pace. It was likely, given how little energy Scrooge had, he wouldn't get a turn, but it just felt good to feel their bodies together.

[richestduck]

Scrooge hummed with pleasure, using his mouth to pleasure Magica as he rolled his hips backwards into Poe's groin area. It was the closest he could get to having them both at the same time.