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THE WIDE AND WONDERFUL WEDDING MEME - 2021

What's prettier than a June Bride/Groom? This meme is all about weddings and marriage! Get out the ring, send out the invites, and engage maximum fluff mode!
PRE-WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT
Proposal
You've got the ring, you've summoned the courage, it's the big moment! Time to get on your knee and pop the question! Or maybe this is spur of the moment – you're so overcome with feelings that it suddenly comes out.
In-Laws
Is it your first time meeting the family, or are you here to announce the engagement? Are they furious for you stealing their baby, or relieved that you idiots finally got together? Celebrate the union, or bring out the drama.
Maid Of Honor/Best Man
It's the next biggest question – bro, will you be there for me? Enjoy some fun platonic friendship – or if you like pain, is the MoH/BM in love with the person asking them? Ouch.
THE BIG DAY
Cold Feet
It just hit you – you're going to be spending the rest of your life with one person. It's reasonable to get a little nervous – does your intended break tradition to talk to you and help calm you down? Or will a friend/family member give you the hugs you so desperately need?
Runaway Bride (or groom)
You thought you would be okay as long as your beloved would be happy – turns out, you're not. Do you burst into the chapel movie-style with a loud I OBJECT! Or are you the one wearing the ring and deciding “nope”, fleeing to find your real one true love?
Here Comes The Bride (or groom)
Skip the drama and walk down the aisle – this is the actual wedding part of the wedding meme. Exchange rings, speak vows, get out the tissues. (Why not make it a rainy wedding day too? I hear the hip youth are into that.)
Skip The Party
Who needs a church and all that hullaballo when eloping is just as good? Are you running away together, or just want a quiet, simple ceremony?
POST-WEDDING
Wedding Party
Time to get drunk and make some embarrassing speeches! Whoa, did the MoH and BM hook up? Look who caught the bouquet! This is the fun for all option – but no one will be judged for some sad “the one that got away” moaning.
Honeymoon – SMUT OPTION
Okay let's be real, we can't stop you from making any of these smutty, this is just the one that was intentionally chosen. Anyway, you're away from the world and all alone, or maybe you're carrying your bride over the threshold at home sweet home – make that big night count!
Drunk Vegas Aftermath
Whoa, what did you drink last night? And... who's that in your bed?! Why are you both wearing wedding rings?!?! This is the hangover option, looks like you two have some regrets besides tattoos. Do you regret it...?
EXTRA – add these to your recipe for extra spice!
Fake
Trying to get out of a sticky situation or shut up the family? Nothing works like a good ol' fake marriage. And it's not like you two will actually fall in love, right...? Oops.
Arranged
Be it a business transaction or some fantasy AU, your fate was decided for you, as was your intended. Have you met before and decided to simply go through with it, or is the wedding the first time you ever laid eyes on one another?
Accidental
Maybe your partner misconstrued things, or this is all your fault, but one way or another, you either accidentally proposed or accidentally got married. Can you take it back without the other person murdering you, or do you decide to keep going?
Childhood Promise
The adorable kiddo option – you're not entirely sure you understand what a marriage is, but you want to be with your BFF forever, so let's promise to get married when you're grown up! Or you can timeskip, reminisce about that silly promise you made as a kid... except maybe you don't actually think it was silly.
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Again, Magica was distracted. "It is my best feature," she bragged, grabbing a nearby hair brush.
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He brushed his teeth along with his tongue, the roof of his mouth, and his cheeks to get rid of any last hint of vomit. Then he washed his face to help bring himself around. He felt drained but he had enough energy to stay up for a little while.
He saw the cups Poe had left for him, gratefully sipping the ginger ale first before getting the water into him. Only then did he leave the bathroom.
"Sorry about that!" he said cheerfully.
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Poe had seen it, after all. Hell, the first time Poe had had to ride out a panic attack was when Scrooge had without warning pulled over to the side of a long stretch of highway, shut off the car, and completely seized up, muttering under his breath as panic had swallowed him whole for a full two hours.
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"You kept me waiting for three months, and then a half hour." Magica playfully whined. "Naughty thing."
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Honestly, he might be able to scrape together enough energy for a go around but then he would be sleeping like a rock afterwards.
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"Oh, I don't think he's that sorry." Magica interrupted, playfully twisting her bra clasp. "I think he needs to earn forgiveness."
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"You'll need to go a bit easy on me," Scrooge said smoothly. "I'm still a bit nervy from holding onto those rings for three months and wondering if you two would accept them."
Not entirely the truth but not a lie either. Yes, eventually he'd need to tell Magica about the panic attacks and migraines that came from all the stressors in his life on top of his damned leg's tendency to act up at the worst possible times, but he didn't want to spoil her night.
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"Poor thing." Magica cooed, trying to tug Scrooge into her arms. "Let's see if we can't help you unwind."
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Scrooge reached out to squeeze Poe's hand to reassure him before he climbed into bed beside Magica. He ran his hand down her side and over her hip.
"This looks like some of last year's spring collection," Scrooge mused aloud. He and the twins had gone to the official fashion show for McDuck Enterprises' clothing line. "You've been hanging on to this for a special occasion, I see."
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Poe hummed a bit, doing his part to unbutton Scrooge's outfit as he stayed behind him.
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He was grateful for Poe's assistance though he wished there was more he could do for the moment.
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Poe didn't mind being the third wheel in intimacy sometimes - revving up Scrooge so he could exhaust what little energy he had for Magica. Seeing them both enjoy themselves pleased himself, so as far as he was concerned, everyone won. He lightly kissed Scrooge's neck, continuing to undress him.
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He turned his head to kiss Poe before he leaned forward to preen the feathers of Magica's breasts, flicking his tongue out briefly to taste them.
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With Scrooge undressed, Poe took his own clothes off at his own pace. It was likely, given how little energy Scrooge had, he wouldn't get a turn, but it just felt good to feel their bodies together.
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Poe returned Scrooge's pushes back eagerly, rubbing his hips up against Scrooge's rump. He wouldn't risk entering him, but Scrooge would feel the compliment of stiffness.
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Well, whatever the word for them was, he wanted to give them everything he currently had. He ran his tongue and scraped his teeth over Magica's flesh and feathers. Meanwhile he ground against Poe. His movements sped up and grew more aggressive as his libido overruled his exhaustion.
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Poe echoed his sister's groan, thrusting hard while squeezing Scrooge's hips. It was amazing how one man could drive them to such heat at the same time.
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He reached down and exposed Magica's sensitive area, massaging it with his fingertips as he readied himself for a potential chain reaction. Then he pulled her over him as he granted Poe entrance as well, bringing the three of them together.
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Poe, of course, was more than grateful for what Scrooge was trying to do. His own thrusting slowed down, if only to take in how good it felt. He growled to Scrooge's ear. "You really are a greedy bastard."
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"I'm almost...!"
"M-Me too..."
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