[Fenton & Morgana] + [Fenton & Della] = Fenton's Life Continues To Get Weirder

[sos_pilot]

 [Morgana]

[ While Morgana still didn't really think herself as a hero, she was still actively trying to be a Good Person. It wasn't easy, and it was often a struggle not to fall into bad habits, but she was trying her best. Having Darkwing, Gosalyn, and Launchpad's support was wonderful, but she wanted her circle to get even bigger. And what better way to make your boyfriend proud of you than by being friends with his friends? And a perfect opportunity had arrived to seek Fenton out!

During her last concert, Morgana had... gotten a little too into her music, let's say, and it wound up with her speakers exploding. While she knew the ins and outs of her own guitar, her forte was magic, not mechanics. And surely the genius inventor Fenton (as Drake had described!) would know how to fix her equipment! And maybe make it better than ever!

Alas, monster society and mortal society tended to differ when it came to certain social norms. For example, a mortal would think to politely knock at that person's front door, or ask a friend for their number. But monsters were pretty much used to hanging outside of people's windows and knocking on the glass to ask for permission to enter. Not that she needed permission because she was a vampire or anything. A-hem.]

[Della]

[ Della tended to avoid Gyro's laboratory, mostly to... avoid Gyro. But he was away for a week for his own nerd reasons, but he'd also taken along Little Bulb and Manny, which meant most of the daily grunt work was left to Fenton. Days ago, Della had happily volunteered to help Fenton in whatever he needed. But since that day, something had happened. Something that had completely soured Della's mood.

So while she kept her word, carrying this and that around the lab, cleaning up, doing whatever Fenton asked, she did so with an annoyed expression on her face. Every so often, she could be heard muttering something. ] 

Razza frazza Darkwing... razza frazza braggart... razza frazza incredibly hot rock-star monster girlfriend...

Comments

[sos_pilot]

[ Who doesn't like LP? The man could probably win over all of Scrooge's enemies if he was locked in a closet with them for seven minutes. ]

Yeah, she did! But that means she went on a date with LP without knowing it was a date! I like her a lot, but how am I supposed to ask her out if she doesn't even understand the concept?! On the moon, I was so focused on getting home, I didn't exactly ask around how their culture hooked up!

[doctorintern]

[ His frown only seems to continue to grow more puzzled. ] Why don't you try just...asking her?

[sos_pilot]

Because if she says no, our friendship could be over! Could you hang out with someone who asked you out and you turned them down and just be totally chill afterwards?

[ Pause. Actually, anybody asking out Fenton in the first place is a stretch, and the one gal who did was just using him initially... but hey, Della's learning, so she didn't say that out loud!

... Her expression is totally saying it though. ]

[doctorintern]

I mean, maybe? [ He'd like to think so, anyway, but then again, what would he know? He's awkward enough that it probably would have ended up a disaster either way. But yeah, he already knows that, you don't have to say it. Geez, Della. ] But okay, if you're really worried about it, how about starting off just seeing if she's interested in dating at all? Ask her about her customs in her culture, about how she feels about dating overall, and try to gauge it from there. If she's open to dating, then maybe ask to hang out, just the two of you, and test the waters, see how it goes?

[sos_pilot]

[ She didn't say it!!!

But his suggestion gives her pause. Her eyes widen, and then she slaps her hands on the table. ]

Fenton, you beautiful genius! That's brilliant! Penny LOVES to talk about moon culture, and how it's the best planet ever! [ She quickly holds up a hand to stop the inevitable fact-pointing-out. ] I know, it's not a planet, it's a whole thing with them. [ Anyway - ] I can totally get her to open up about it if I phrase it like that! It's a foolproof plan!

[ And Fenton's reward is a huge heaping helping of physical affection! She throws an arm around his neck and squeezes - she means well, honest. ]

You are the best, Fenton!

[doctorintern]

[ He lets out a wheezy breath as Della pulls him in a vice grip, but he manages to pat her back a bit awkwardly. ] G-Glad to help... [ Can't...breathe... ]

[sos_pilot]

Aw man, now I feel I can take on the whole world!

[ She mercifully drops him, and then rubs her hands together, fully energized! ]

All right, Fenton! Let's get all these projects done so I can quiz a date out of Penny! ... And fix the table I broke!

[doctorintern]

[ Once she lets go, he takes in a big, deep breath, and has to lean a bit against the table a little bit. ] Y-Yeah, uh...okay. [ Just need to find one that she...probably won't break. ]

[sos_pilot]

[ And now Della can whistle while she works! Do-do-do-do-do-do! She picks up a load of stuff to carry, and it seems like this thread day can come to a close...

But of course she has to get one more dig in. ]

Besides, I bet what Darkwing is actually in is one of those "parasocial" relationships - he's totally deluded himself into thinking he actually hooked up with a hot rock babe! It's allllll in his head... yes, the world makes sense again.

[doctorintern]

Uh...I don't think... [ He starts, but ends up giving up halfway. ] ...never mind. [ At this point, it's not really worth arguing anymore. ]