Oh, he knew better now. The innocent act was just that: an act. It seemed witches started getting whily very young.

"And no playing Dungeons of Eternal Screams, Webby," Scrooge said loudly as he straightened up, knowing that the girl in question was likely in earshot for that. If the little lass wasn't somewhere nearby, he'd be incredibly shocked. "Don't forget that the last time you and the boys played that, the ER called the police."