[He had expected it to be a quiet night. Probably good for practicing his parkouring and rooftop jumping, to see if he can accomplish either with less injuries to himself. But he ended up being drawn in by hearing several families in the streets arguing. Apparently, they had brought all of their valuables out to some strange van that was driving around and blasting loud music. It was like some kind of trance...

And now Darkwing finds himself with a case! Now this sounds like some good old-fashioned villainy to face! He scours the city until he spots a van matching the description - and playing loud music! Once it stops to pick up money, Darkwing Duck springs into action! Deploying a smoke bomb, he leaps down and raises his cape as he begins his introduction!]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the 'oldies' station that provides evil with a grim reminder that the 90s were thirty years ago...!
I am Darkwing Duck!