Even though her rabbit rope trap was barely ready, and it was much earlier than she planned, off she headed to the forest out of sheer spite.

Nothing about this made any sense! He had to be stupid, his brain had to be mush! She was a petty, spiteful, hateful hag, and he was a handsome, rich, kind man. What moron thought they belonged together? She huffed and hawed about it as she set the trap and climbed into a tree, willing to wait for hours for it to work.