"Oh, goodness no. I mean, there's a good population of the world that doesn't know that I exist." He pointed and pushed into his own big cheeks. "At times, I've doubted that I exist! Maybe this is all on e big hallucination I dreamed up after losing what little marbles I had."

Oh, wasn't that a good idea? He jotted it down on his hand. "On to-do list, play marbles."