[ Murmur murmur, whisper whisper. It's an odd story, but... Darkwing does seem to be head over fangs for her! Just see the way he looks at her! Maybe it really is the truth! ]

Oh, absolutely! It was... love at first fright! He's ruined all other men for me! I can't imagine being with anyone else but him! He's the only one who... really understands me...

[ But the more she tries to give this story life, the worse she feels. None of this true, and the second he finds out about her, his real and fake affection for her is deader than any zombie in this room. There's that weird twisty feeling in her chest again...! ]

... Even if I'm not that good enough for him...