[ It's one of those terribly broody vampire waltz songs playing - gods, she couldn't wait to get out of here and listen to something else for a change! - as they sway back and forth on the dance floor. The plan is working just as she intended - creating a gigantic target on his back as people whisper and try to figure out who he is.
"He can't be a cyclops, he's got too many eyes." "He doesn't have the sparkly aura of a vampire." "Nowhere hairy enough to be a werewolf... and who invited him, anyway?"
Mwahahaha! Now, just as long as she doesn't get anymore weird twisty feelings, this should be just fine... it's not like this handsome charming monster slayer could actually win her over. ]
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I would love to, darling.
[ It's one of those terribly broody vampire waltz songs playing - gods, she couldn't wait to get out of here and listen to something else for a change! - as they sway back and forth on the dance floor. The plan is working just as she intended - creating a gigantic target on his back as people whisper and try to figure out who he is.
"He can't be a cyclops, he's got too many eyes."
"He doesn't have the sparkly aura of a vampire."
"Nowhere hairy enough to be a werewolf... and who invited him, anyway?"
Mwahahaha! Now, just as long as she doesn't get anymore weird twisty feelings, this should be just fine... it's not like this handsome charming monster slayer could actually win her over. ]