[ It's so easy, it almost feels mean. Or maybe she does have a shred of guilt about this after all.

After playfully booping his beak, she straightens up, lest she give him a heart attack before he can serve his purpose. ]

Yes, I think everyone will be properly fooled in no time at all... but until I - we make our daring escape, I will have to call you something... the name Van Shellsing won't do if I have to introduce you as my date. So, for the time being, what should I call you, darling~?