[ It's always to the extremes with him, isn't it? Being him sounds exhausting. ]
You don't have to go that far either... you can, y'know, solve her problems together with her? If she really wants to be on "the side of good", she has to work just as hard as you do at it.
[ Though she doubts Morgana's as dramatic and hammy as DW is. And she is WRONG. ]
... Look, I can't believe I have to give you of all people a confidence booster, but... hm. What I'm about to tell you can't leave this plane - mostly because my uncle will deny a lot of it.
The person I respect most in this world is my uncle, Scrooge McDuck. You know, world's richest duck, great adventurer, treasure hunter, yadda yadda yadda. But there's one thing he's never, ever been able to do. He has this on-again, off-again girlfriend, Goldie O'Gilt. She's a con-woman, thief, trickster, and sort-of-villain herself. They've been sort-of-together since before the Gold Rush of Yukon.
For all of my uncle's efforts, he's never been able to make her fully turn over a new leaf. Every time he thinks he's made an effect on her, he finds out later how she swindled him behind his back or stole the treasure when he wasn't looking. It's been like this for a hundred years now... Kind of. I think. Timeline's messy. They may be immortal. And it doesn't look like things'll change.
But you? You knew this chick for, what, less than two weeks? And just like that, you got her to become a good person! Who knows how long she was stealing and dealing? [ She flips over the phone again, hitting play on the video as Morgana - pre-Redemption-Arc, judging by the fact she's with the monster band - belts out her tunes. ] I'm pretty sure she's singing about how fun it is being evil! And then you come along, boom, she's good! For real good! You did that.
And if you can do that... well, maybe a legit relationship shouldn't be so hard.
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You don't have to go that far either... you can, y'know, solve her problems together with her? If she really wants to be on "the side of good", she has to work just as hard as you do at it.
[ Though she doubts Morgana's as dramatic and hammy as DW is.
And she is WRONG.]... Look, I can't believe I have to give you of all people a confidence booster, but... hm. What I'm about to tell you can't leave this plane - mostly because my uncle will deny a lot of it.
The person I respect most in this world is my uncle, Scrooge McDuck. You know, world's richest duck, great adventurer, treasure hunter, yadda yadda yadda. But there's one thing he's never, ever been able to do. He has this on-again, off-again girlfriend, Goldie O'Gilt. She's a con-woman, thief, trickster, and sort-of-villain herself. They've been sort-of-together since before the Gold Rush of Yukon.
For all of my uncle's efforts, he's never been able to make her fully turn over a new leaf. Every time he thinks he's made an effect on her, he finds out later how she swindled him behind his back or stole the treasure when he wasn't looking. It's been like this for a hundred years now... Kind of. I think. Timeline's messy. They may be immortal. And it doesn't look like things'll change.
But you? You knew this chick for, what, less than two weeks? And just like that, you got her to become a good person! Who knows how long she was stealing and dealing? [ She flips over the phone again, hitting play on the video as Morgana - pre-Redemption-Arc, judging by the fact she's with the monster band - belts out her tunes. ] I'm pretty sure she's singing about how fun it is being evil! And then you come along, boom, she's good! For real good! You did that.
And if you can do that... well, maybe a legit relationship shouldn't be so hard.