[ ... How is it that Della wasn't even there and yet she's fairly certain half of that stuff either didn't happen, or was wildly exaggerated? Della downs the entire can of Pep during this weird story, but she has to admit the parts that sounded somewhat accurate were somewhat interesting.

She grabs another can, opting to go for a Diet Pep to balance out all that sugary nonsense Darkwing is spewing. ]

... Aside from the fact that it sounds like St. Canard has a huge population problem, I'll admit that does seem like a pretty decent romantic flick. Femme fatale meets caped crusader, tragic origin story, a classic "We can rule together" scene, redemption via third party showing she had a heart of gold all along...

... So what is it you were so worried about? Because frankly, it's starting to sound like bragging.