[He's takem off guard when he hears the alarms going off! He races over towards the scene and deploys a smoke bomb as he makes his entrance.]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the reboot that ruins your character...
I am Darkwing Duck!

[He poses dramatically as he steps out from the smoke. And ge shames his head.]

We have to stop meeting like this. [He tries to sound quippy... Even if he really feels disappointed.]