Oh, well, y-yes, our instruments really do need tuning, and this whole theater does too - it's all falling apart! It's really a dangerous place, just coming apart at the seams...

[ Which is all the more reason she's trying to get him to get out out out! She places him down, on the floor, and with her hands then on his shoulders begins gently trying to push him towards an exit. ]

And we can't have an actor mar up that gorgeous face of yours, now can we?

[ But of course such a loud piano slam echoes in an empty theater - the rest of the band, confused and curious, are sure to return to the stage. The last thing she needs is to explain to them why she got to first base with a stranger wandering into their territory! Push push push!]