[Drake just casually has his elbow leaning on the edge of the piano, while his head's propped in the hand, as he basks in reality's current level of Softness.]

No way. I'm sure it's as fascinating as every other moment with you! A-and we just started hanging out, and... some really nice things were going on, and...

[But then he balks as he realizes something.]

Or am I throwing off your creative process? Because that's the last thing I want-

[But he shifts a bit as he speaks - enough for his elbow to slip and cause the upper half of his body to slam into the inside of the piano. ...And just in time for the lid to cooperate and slam down on Drake!]

...Ouch.