HOW are you even able to keep balance when YOU HAVE SUCH A HUGE EGO?! I've fought super-villains since I was a duckling, and none of them have had HALF of such a self-inflated image! Why don't you go to the king's castle and spraypaint I AM THE COOLEST DUCK ALIVE in magic neon?!

[ It's a good thing tire irons have yet to be invented in Avalon because THE URGE TO BEAT HIM WITH ONE - ]