[Darkwing lays on the floor for a moment, and he tries to peel himself off, but once she shouts, the force slams him back down on the ground. He raises a finger in protest.]

H-hey, I'm no deviant, I live he... er. I mean, I just happen to be... uh... hm... This... isn't the evil lair I was looking for...! [His very worst acting is on display as he pulls that out of his tail feathers.]